Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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