Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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