Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
being pregnant is like rehab
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
