i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Watching her eat just hurts me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
