census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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