i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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