He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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