just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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