can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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