That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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