you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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