I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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