shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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