i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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