then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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