My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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