Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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