The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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