I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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