what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
im on a boat
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