I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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