Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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