he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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