I'm eating all of the evidence.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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