Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
And then my night got REAL pukey
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
