why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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