You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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