So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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