Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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