It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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