epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
soo... how was my night?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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