Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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