That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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