Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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