Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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