absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me