Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on