The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.