I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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