I'm going to jail i love you
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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