GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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