I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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