im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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