Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
