Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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