we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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