wrigley field is MILF paradise
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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