Just cropdusted the office
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
No subtext here. People are naked.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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