Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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