i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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