I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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