she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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