Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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