the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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