what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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