i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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