She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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