Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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