she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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